Berkeley vs Harvard
JOSH:
You’re overreacting.
C.J.:
Am I?
C.J. starts moving towards Josh.
JOSH:
Yes.
C.J.:
As women are prone to do?
JOSH:
That’s not what I mean.
C.J.:
That’s always what you mean.
[They are now face to face.]
JOSH:
I really think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksta feminista! [beat] Whoa. That was way too far.
C.J.:
No, no. Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean’s-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!
