Sam and the UFOs
CUT TO: INT. SAM’S OFFICE - DAY
Sam just came in to his office. He sees a nerdy BOB ENGLER sitting in a chair beside the door.
SAM So, you are from the United States Space Command?
BOB Not a lot of people know about us.
SAM This is my first time.
BOB We’re a little nerdy, I’ll admit.
SAM You camouflage it well with your clothing.
BOB I’m used to that, Sam.
SAM What can I do for you, Bob?
BOB In a nutshell?
SAM So to speak.
BOB We’d like the White House to pay a little more attention to UFOs.
SAM Are we paying any attention at all right now?
BOB No.
SAM Thank God. Like we don’t have enough trouble with the First Lady and her Ouija board.
