JOSH: Peyton Cabot Harrison III. He sounds like he should be a Supreme Court justice.

DONNA: It’s a good name.

JOSH: Phillips Exeter, Princeton, Rhodes scholar, Harvard Law Review, for which he was, oh yeah, the editor. Did I mention that he was dean of Harvard Law School? Did I mention that his father was attorney general to Eisenhower?

DONNA: Peyton Cabot Harrison III.

JOSH: That’s right.

DONNA: Jewish fellow?

JOSH: You’re not gonna ruin this moment for me, Donna.

DONNA: I’m sharing this moment with you.

JOSH: This is a big day for us.

DONNA: You’re the men.

JOSH: You know what we’re finally gonna have?

DONNA: A waspy old man in the Supreme Court?

JOSH: A smooth confirmation process.

DONNA: You think?

JOSH: It’s gonna sail.

DONNA: I hope so.

JOSH: It’s gonna sail, Donna.

DONNA: There’s many a slip twixt the tongue and the wrist, Josh.

JOSH: Yes. Well, your fortune cookie wisdom notwithstanding, it’s gonna sail.

DONNA: Please don’t get your hopes up.

JOSH: Why shouldn’t I get my hopes up?

DONNA: Because when it doesn’t work out, you end up drunk in my apartment in the middle of the night and yell at my roommate’s cats.

JOSH: Smooth sailing, Donna.

DONNA: Cautious optimism, Josh.

JOSH: Nothing bad is gonna happen this week.

DONNA: Exercise cautious optimism.

JOSH: Look, there is no reason…

A big chunk of the ceiling comes falling down in front of Josh. It crashes on his desk.

JOSH: Well… okay.

He dusts his sleeve and looks up the ceiling.

Notes

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